What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.