What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.