When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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This won't hurt a byte

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Unix

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Hinduism... Om......

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The look on their face while being nailed.

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Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Voldemart.

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You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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A: With a monkeywrench.

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What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.