When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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Restarted.

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Because it came out of the pen.

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Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Depends what you want it to change into...

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Harry Frotteur

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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Because he re-tarred it.

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What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.