When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

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You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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A space bar.

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M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Both can knock you out at a party.

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Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Because they were neckromancers

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He had a hollow-weenie

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U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.