I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
The punchline is too long.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Because it's a Dell.
Racism has many faces.
Fabric softener.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
He was going as a banana.
Because they were neckromancers
Tuba glue.
What are your Hemsworth?
Glitter.
