Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell