Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
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Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
About a buccaneer!
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
Under his buccan-hat.