What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"