Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Bill and Sue
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Aye Matey!
Arrrrrland.
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
A buccaneer.
Under his buccan-hat.