What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"