What's the difference between Jesus and a whore?

The expression on their face when they're getting nailed.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.