Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran