Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
WITH JUST ICE!
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He got hammered with his buddies.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
None, he just has some WATAH!
Wine
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Because he couldn't find a date!
It took a date....