Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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Smells like teen spirit.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin