Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."