Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....