Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!