Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!