Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
