What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.