What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.