What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.