What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Snowballs.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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It takes longer to milk the bull.

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You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.