Because they always take things, literally.
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
The punchline is too long.
Because they always take things... Literally
He couldn't take any more lip!