Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally