Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.