Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.