Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally