Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.