Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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He couldn't take any more lip!