Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally