Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.