Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.