Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*