Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre