Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre