Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.