Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood