Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
It was feeling a little crumby.
Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Because he's always talking trash.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Felons can't buy guns
He was an Afghani-Stan.
