Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.