It was feeling a little crumby.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
The hip Doctor!
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
The cookie!