Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro