Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms