What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Ginger Bread Man Jokes More Ginger Bread Man Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What do you call a red headed baker?

A ginger bread man