How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.