How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.