How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.