What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.