What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.