What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.