What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.