Ask your dad.
He's egg-nog-stic
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Waba Fett
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.