What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*