What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.