How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!