How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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She blows him out of the water

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!