How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!