What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them