What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*