Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.