Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!