Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !