Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !