What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"