What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !