What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.