What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.