What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator