What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator