What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..