What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..