What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.