What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC