What do you call a Frenchman wearing sa...

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe