What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

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