When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.