When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.