Morning wood.
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Because the woodpecker.
A bonne heure.
Mourning wood
mana-pause
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Because he was a bigette.
Because he couldn't concentrate
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Student: A variable who don't need no man
broosts
Mourning wood.
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
With a woodpecker
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?