Morning wood.
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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Give her a shovel.
Can we just bury this?
Because it was cheesier said than done.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
He lost his hearing.
A: That hit the spot.
You can skip the flat ones.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
Vans of der Waals
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
He was having a midlife crisis.