Normal Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered