Normal Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.