Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Why does an ethiopian baby cry?

He's having a midlife crisis.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why does an ethiopian baby cry?

He's having a midlife crisis.

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A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

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