Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.