Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea