Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.