Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.