Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.