Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.