Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!