What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.