What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth