What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.