Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!