Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!