Because victoria has secrets .
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I'll BC-ing you later.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
I'm a Taylor too.
In the kitchen.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Victoria's Secret...
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
That's just what I kneaded!
He was playing with a cheetah.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
They insist that the fit could be better.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Because he didn't get arrays.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
She threw out all the W's.
I don't know, I just fly the drones
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
They're fun guys!
Because it had nobody to go with.
I'll re-rack.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
