Victoria Jokes

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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