Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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A: They have hearts of stone.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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I'll BC-ing you later.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.