because it's stoned.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Simple, you get stoned twice
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
I'll BC-ing you later.
It'd be a ruined joke.