Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.