Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.