Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.