Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.