What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.