What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail