What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*