What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus