What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.