What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.