What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.