What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point