What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.