What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.