What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet