Henry the 1/8
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Quack quack!
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
So black kids could get messy too.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).