Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!