Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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A: A baseball team
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Woofleball
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
a condom
CATHOLICS: 18
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Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because they're ugly and they smell bad
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
She was wearing mittens
Stop crying and viper your nose !
Could you cry me a beer
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
you turn me on"
Asking for my two year old.
Where's popcorn.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
An only child....
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
The New York Mankeys!
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump