Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.