Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!