Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...