Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.