Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.