Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.