Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.