Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.