because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.
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Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
Sarah kept silent.
Because I've me herbivore.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
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The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Get off me, homes!
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Russell.
They both had a little Downey inside of them.
Sarah Palin
They've both had a downy inside em.
Downy.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Dyslexia
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
