Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.